Asked by Anonymous
Now that Twilight’s a princess and can take care of all that hard political stuff, Celestia and Luna can retire to the charming, folksy farming life they always wanted, with slapstick and wacky hijinks aplenty! Starring Eddie Albert as Celestia, Eva Gabor as Luna, and Pat Buttram as Big Macintosh — Sweet Apple Acres, coming to a station near you this fall!
i want pacific rim to be our generations star wars and by that i mean i want six trillion expanded universe novels about everybody that appeared on screen i want graphic novel spin offs and in thirty years i want to be able to complain about the remake
Tall tall building!
Tall tall building who?
I’m just a building. I don’t even have any name. I think I will just sit still.
Poop poop toilet.
Poop poop toilet who?
(CACOPHONOUS GALES OF LAUGHTER)
Napkin Pal who?
*screeching* DIDN’T YOU HEAR ME??? I SAID NAPKIN PAL!!!!
A banana on your head.
A banana on my head who?
Oh, you wouldn’t know my name.
Is this the opposite of Dad Jokes?
I’m still OK with this!